Mocking is an easy way to tease, and attract, a girl you like.
Just make sure your intentions are playful and loving, and the woman you're communicating with says something that warrants mocking.
For example, let's say you're chatting with your crush in-person.
🗣️ SHE SAYS: I'm so tired after being out so late at that party last night...
You could tease her about her indulgent lifestyle by mocking her — simply repeat the exact same phrase back to her, in a higher-than-usual tone.
Just be sure to smile. This tells the woman you're teasing that you're being playful, not cruel.
Mocking is also an easy way to tease a girl over text.
Let's say a girl you're seeing texts you something bratty like:
📲💬 HER TEXT: I only want to order pizza if we get pineapple!!!
You could mock her by spitting the same words back to her, formatted like this:
📲💬 YOUR RESPONSE: I OnLY waNT to ORdEr PiZzA iF WE gEt piNEApPLe!!! 🥴
Note that the formatting of the text matters. By capitalizing random letters, and adding an emoji like "🥴" (or "😏") at the end, you convey that you're being playful!
6. Teasing example: Suggest she has questionable taste
Chatting with a girl you like who has some unconventional preferences?
Or, just want to give your crush a little shit about something quirky that she loves?
Tease her by playfully suggesting she has questionable taste!
For example, let's say she loves Cooler Ranch flavor Doritos (if you're not in the U.S. these are a popular tortilla chip)...
🗣️ YOU COULD SAY: C'mon, everyone knows the best flavor is Nacho Cheesier...
🗣️ IF YOU WANT TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE, SAY: Eww, you like Cooler Ranch?!
Or, let's say she plays the Backstreet Boys on your drive to the beach...
🗣️ YOU COULD SAY SARCASTICALLY: Backstreet Boys?! I didn't realize you had such a refined taste in music...
Just remember that your goal is to *tease* girls, not put them down.
Coaches who want you to "neg" girls are idiots, and "negging" will turn women who respect themselves.
7. Teasing example: Suggest she's coming onto you
In my opinion, the single best way to tease a girl you like is to suggest she's coming onto you.
As long as it's true (i.e. she likes you, and is indeed coming onto you — check out these signs she's sexually attracted to you if you're not sure!) suggesting as much is an insanely effective tease because:
There's no risk she'll interpret it negatively unlike several of the other teases we've discussed already
It tends to escalate things romantically, e.g. you can say it before inviting a woman back to your place
To try this tease out, wait for a moment where she says or does something flirty, then with your best coy smile...
🗣️ TRY SAYING: Are you flirting with me?
🗣️ OR, SAY: Are you coming on to me?
🗣️ OR, A THIRD OPTION: What I'm hearing is that you have a massive crush on me...
If you want to tease her over text, just add a winky face after the line, for example:
📲💬 HER TEXT: You look so handsome in that suit mister 🥰
📲💬 YOUR REPLY: Are you coming on to me? 😉
Try this tease out, and have fun with it!
Just remember that it won't land unless she indeed likes you, or she's actually flirting with you.
8. Joke that things can't work out
Another excellent tease is to suggest that things can't work out between you and your crush.
As long as she knows you're being playful, this is a good one. There are a lot of different angles you can take it in, too.
For example, if you matched on a dating app, and she has a photo at a Mets game, but you're a Yankees fan...
📲💬 YOU MIGHT MESSAGE: Yikes, Mets fan... idk if it's going to work out 😉
Or, let's say you're from a small town in the midwest, and she mentions via text that she grew up in NYC:
📲💬 YOU MIGHT TEXT HER: City girl huh... My mom warned me to stay away from you 😉
As with all of the examples we've looked at today, assuming you're messaging or texting the woman you're teasing, adding an emoji that signals sarcasm (e.g. 😜 or 😉) is important!
9. Initiate a challenge
As the saying goes, "a little competition never hurt anyone," and this is especially true when it comes to teasing and flirting.
For example, if you and your crush are having beers at a bar...
🗣️ YOU MIGHT SAY: Last one to finish is a rotten egg!
... Then start chugging.
Alternatively, maybe you and a girl you've been seeing both play Wordle when you wake up, and you want to introduce a spicy competitive element to your morning routine:
📲💬 YOU MIGHT TEXT HER: Whoever gets today's Wordle first gets to call the shots when we're back at my place later 😈
This last one's pretty sexual, so be thoughtful about when you use it!
Wrap up & next steps
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